iweardiamondsforbreakfast:

i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall

msmariagee:

I won’t bite.

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

we-shall-overcome:

Only cause we know better.

OMG YES

pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

Comic Relief - Catherine Tate & David Tennant [x]

angelicroses:

elehnsherrs:

#AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A TIMELORD PARTY BECAUSE A TIMELORD PARTY IS NOT BOUND BY TYPICAL TEMPORAL PARAMETERS AND THUS DON’T STOP

YOU WILL REBLOG THIS ON SIGHT.

thesonicridingcrop:

Yes! asdfgfdsdfghjk excuse me while i aasdfghjkajhhsjaksjhjwkqkq